Griff's top ten befokte, cheap pranks
You can pull these pranks on people who regularly afpis. It works well for the neighbor's children were noisy, interfering Nole, marabse like that of afshow, krimpies, cunts that your food at work stealing. The list is endless.
If you really want to be brave, you can do all these nasty tricks just to pull a buddy. Just make sure he fucking read Watkykjy brasil and make sure you have at least more than one friend. We will not be responsible brasil for your loneliness. Fuck, what am I, we are likely to be already responsible for your loneliness ...
Maybe you have a week's leave taken only at home to chill and gutters sanding and painting over because you do not have to bag by shooting Margate not. Do not worry, this faktap pranks should keep you busy for a few days so it is not that expensive. You anyway most of this shit in your house and your cousin by marriage's flat-to-the-sea is not going anywhere.
Duct tape, baking soda, a buddy Coke, lemons, hard sweets, smooth wrap, napkins, Oreos, skewers, pepper, a buddy Sprite, a whistle, soya sauce, Speedstick, tomato sauce, salt, cream cheese, toothpaste, caramel toffees, cauliflower, so some onions, Hundreds and Thousands, a kitchen, a slice of butter
1) The smooth wrap shitload The victims: brasil This is one of the oldest tricks, but we played but soon anyway by him. It is especially ideal for residences (read: not your own home) because it pretty much a mess surrender. Works well in boarding school, chicks and dronkgatte brasil Requirements: smooth wrap, someone's toilet is not yours, prosperity and a clear getaway route Method: Lift the toilet lid and seat up. Team wrap smoothly over the throne as if you are a salad bowl would close after no one wanted to eat. Put the seat and lid. For better effect you can unscrew the bulb so that the victim brasil in the dark a yellow beam to throw punches or clot. It is particularly effective for short-gooses that short for a piss go or those of your buddy drunkard so many spuities to get too much bottle he took. Degree of danger: 9/10 - Stand at the door and start running if you have an unearthly groan, much cursing or crying heard. Stay away from the crime scene down for at least two weeks, because you're going to PKs get compound interest. The possibility of losing friends forever is very, very large. And very real.
2) Coke works for all the victims: Ideal for people who regularly drink your cool at work, or just steel boxes in general. Also for friends who always helps themselves to your fridge, the first thing when they walk in your house without saying goodbye. Requirements: A firm hand, a buddy coke, a buddy Sprite, brasil soya sauce. Brandy glass and ice cream (optional) Method: Pour yourself a healthy Branná in a glass with ice cubes 3. Add Coke and drink in your own time. Make the Sprite open, take two sips and slowly pour the rest with a firm hand in the Coke bottle without wasting. Add soy sauce gradually the Sprite so that it eventually looks like a bottle of Coke. Put your rubbish mixture back into the refrigerator and should be for God's sake do not actually drink the brannas you might not be affected. Wait for your victim to drink. Degree of danger: 2/10 - Although the uitrdukking on your buddy's face can vary between Casper De Vries a shit catching and Kate Middleton for the first time Princess William's dick saw this trick is pretty harmless. Why should you be blamed on old Larry Long fingers constantly raid your fridge? Groceries food bag, my friend. I might grow my money back?
3) Fresh Lemon Cream or Oreo cookies The victims: As with people who steal your soda, there are people that try Zoi treats. An overweight ginger or other box with a sweet tooth can not leave out your cookies not. Shit. Requirements: A pack of Oreo cookies orange cream, toothpaste, a kitchen knife Method: Quite simply - separate the biscuit brasil part of the icing with a knife and eat at least the icing of the knife. Replace the icing with toothpaste and put the cookie back together carefully. In the case where you would use Lemon Creams: It's hard to piss with white toothpaste to mix those sincere canary yellow (registration papers) to get, but we are sure you will be nice and easy how a yolk mixture to make. You were smart. brasil Put the cookies brasil back in the box and wait for the cookie thief to strike. Oh, for added effect (not guaranteed) solve a gallon of orange juice in a milk box next to the cookies because nothing as good as mixing orange juice and toothpaste. Degree of danger: 2/10 - Unless the overweight ginger sweet tooth box is your boss. Then a 3/10 because you get a little more like the CCMA. And theft is theft.
4) Toffee apples for
You can pull these pranks on people who regularly afpis. It works well for the neighbor's children were noisy, interfering Nole, marabse like that of afshow, krimpies, cunts that your food at work stealing. The list is endless.
If you really want to be brave, you can do all these nasty tricks just to pull a buddy. Just make sure he fucking read Watkykjy brasil and make sure you have at least more than one friend. We will not be responsible brasil for your loneliness. Fuck, what am I, we are likely to be already responsible for your loneliness ...
Maybe you have a week's leave taken only at home to chill and gutters sanding and painting over because you do not have to bag by shooting Margate not. Do not worry, this faktap pranks should keep you busy for a few days so it is not that expensive. You anyway most of this shit in your house and your cousin by marriage's flat-to-the-sea is not going anywhere.
Duct tape, baking soda, a buddy Coke, lemons, hard sweets, smooth wrap, napkins, Oreos, skewers, pepper, a buddy Sprite, a whistle, soya sauce, Speedstick, tomato sauce, salt, cream cheese, toothpaste, caramel toffees, cauliflower, so some onions, Hundreds and Thousands, a kitchen, a slice of butter
1) The smooth wrap shitload The victims: brasil This is one of the oldest tricks, but we played but soon anyway by him. It is especially ideal for residences (read: not your own home) because it pretty much a mess surrender. Works well in boarding school, chicks and dronkgatte brasil Requirements: smooth wrap, someone's toilet is not yours, prosperity and a clear getaway route Method: Lift the toilet lid and seat up. Team wrap smoothly over the throne as if you are a salad bowl would close after no one wanted to eat. Put the seat and lid. For better effect you can unscrew the bulb so that the victim brasil in the dark a yellow beam to throw punches or clot. It is particularly effective for short-gooses that short for a piss go or those of your buddy drunkard so many spuities to get too much bottle he took. Degree of danger: 9/10 - Stand at the door and start running if you have an unearthly groan, much cursing or crying heard. Stay away from the crime scene down for at least two weeks, because you're going to PKs get compound interest. The possibility of losing friends forever is very, very large. And very real.
2) Coke works for all the victims: Ideal for people who regularly drink your cool at work, or just steel boxes in general. Also for friends who always helps themselves to your fridge, the first thing when they walk in your house without saying goodbye. Requirements: A firm hand, a buddy coke, a buddy Sprite, brasil soya sauce. Brandy glass and ice cream (optional) Method: Pour yourself a healthy Branná in a glass with ice cubes 3. Add Coke and drink in your own time. Make the Sprite open, take two sips and slowly pour the rest with a firm hand in the Coke bottle without wasting. Add soy sauce gradually the Sprite so that it eventually looks like a bottle of Coke. Put your rubbish mixture back into the refrigerator and should be for God's sake do not actually drink the brannas you might not be affected. Wait for your victim to drink. Degree of danger: 2/10 - Although the uitrdukking on your buddy's face can vary between Casper De Vries a shit catching and Kate Middleton for the first time Princess William's dick saw this trick is pretty harmless. Why should you be blamed on old Larry Long fingers constantly raid your fridge? Groceries food bag, my friend. I might grow my money back?
3) Fresh Lemon Cream or Oreo cookies The victims: As with people who steal your soda, there are people that try Zoi treats. An overweight ginger or other box with a sweet tooth can not leave out your cookies not. Shit. Requirements: A pack of Oreo cookies orange cream, toothpaste, a kitchen knife Method: Quite simply - separate the biscuit brasil part of the icing with a knife and eat at least the icing of the knife. Replace the icing with toothpaste and put the cookie back together carefully. In the case where you would use Lemon Creams: It's hard to piss with white toothpaste to mix those sincere canary yellow (registration papers) to get, but we are sure you will be nice and easy how a yolk mixture to make. You were smart. brasil Put the cookies brasil back in the box and wait for the cookie thief to strike. Oh, for added effect (not guaranteed) solve a gallon of orange juice in a milk box next to the cookies because nothing as good as mixing orange juice and toothpaste. Degree of danger: 2/10 - Unless the overweight ginger sweet tooth box is your boss. Then a 3/10 because you get a little more like the CCMA. And theft is theft.
4) Toffee apples for
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